lol personally I'd use a rock but if it has to be fruit use a winter pear....they're the right size shape and weight so the moment that squirrel gets hit...BAM!!!!Which fruit would be the most effective at knocking squirrels out of trees?
Try bananas, they work just like boomerangs, so you might get two squirrels with one throw.
I bought a Craftsman Squirrel Knocker at Sears.
Before that I was throwing broccolli
pineapple
If i was like you (nasty because you are knocking innocent squirrels out of their natural habitat; what have they ever done to you), i would suggest something. But because im not, im not going to suggest anything. Squirrel slayer!
why would you even do this...it sounds....well, sad
raisins
Don't be silly - try rocks instead - it is a waste of good fruit doing that!
Walnuts. You can throw the fruit at them because its not good to eat anyway then later go retrieve the nut.
some people can't take a joke*sigh*
man you are funny!.
try coconut or watermelon
Lemons are just the right size.
Pineapples...
watermelon
kiwi? Is this a riddle?
frozen grapefruits. frozen Elton Johns.
You are a slayer.
Well of course cherries wouldnt work, try Watermelons, Pineapples, Grapefruits, Cocanuts, James' giant peach and if veggies count- Pumpkins, big courgettes and the enormous turnip
:-)
hahah .... this question is my favourite so far ...
Try apple, orange and lime. You need a bit of weight and cherries are too light. ... hahaha ... Be kind though :p
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