Friday, January 22, 2010

If a tree falls in a forest and there is no-one to hear it fall,where will all the squirrels live?

They'll die when the tree falls over.If a tree falls in a forest and there is no-one to hear it fall,where will all the squirrels live?
In another tree. If it's truly a forest, there are many more.If a tree falls in a forest and there is no-one to hear it fall,where will all the squirrels live?
In the asylum with all the nuts.
In other trees.
In the trunk.
In my back yard.
In someone's attic.
i would say that the squirrels would live right where they were, because if a tree fell in a forest with 'no one' around to hear it fall, the squirrels were never there to hear it, conveniently enough because i have chosen to interpret your 'no one' as no living creature.
This may relate to the migration that took place when this conundrum was first tested; before every tree in Europe was cut down for the lucrative ( at the time ) tooth pick markets of Genoa and Venice, as well as the illegal and heretic worship of bundles of sticks and mud that was running rampant in the Caspian mountains at the time. The good Friars of the Bloody Big Toe of St. Kigass( Piegan Saint, Pieganism the worship of delicious baked goods sect eastern temple ) loved to test the same old theories as they were the de facto body of knowledge and despite having many strange superstitions they would brave the forest to implement test upon test to prove what they all ready new, this way they new they would never make a mistake; and this maintained their sense of order. It was a sad day indeed when upon stumbling into the forest one cold night in the month of the festival of the Holy Goat Bladder of St. Colostomy of the Bag (Piegan Saint second time beatified 1099 by the usurper High Baker Chad ) when the good friars noticed that all the squirrels were packing up and heading out. The sight of it is recorded in an ancient account ( as told by the only friar to escape name unknown ) was so beguiling that the friars went too close and that's when the squirrels charged. The squirrels had it up to their, well any way they were feed up with all the disruptions with trees being felled hither and yonder, and the friars never cleaning up after themselves that they declared that they must be nuts and carried them away to be stored for later use. The squirrels never returned, nor the trees, and the order of the Bloody Big Toe of St. Kigass has faded into the sea of no more, where no one has ever been, and nothing is known.
in the other trees with there brother squirels

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