If a tree falls in a forest, and no-one is around to hear it, where is the squirrel?

ask the bird..If a tree falls in a forest, and no-one is around to hear it, where is the squirrel?
sitting in the cockpit of the stealth bomber which landed in the forest but nobody heard that eitherIf a tree falls in a forest, and no-one is around to hear it, where is the squirrel?
Under the tree.
He is not there or else he'd hear it
WTF???
He's the one with the chainsaw
Running for his life