If a tree fell in a forest and noboby heard it, would the squirrel that lived in it become a Christian?

No


Everyone know that squirrels and chipmunks are Hindu.





I am only answering this to get two point to off set the five I used in asking a question.


Maybe I should go the other way and ask a lot of questions and get a negative #?If a tree fell in a forest and noboby heard it, would the squirrel that lived in it become a Christian?
I think you are the only squirrel in this tree.If a tree fell in a forest and noboby heard it, would the squirrel that lived in it become a Christian?
no im pretty sure the squirrel would b dead... or be trying to find a new home...
uh sure
absolute not he would start drinking and hanging out with the bad boys of the Forrest because nobody would be around to know or care...
No, not is this space-time dimension. Though if the squirrel believed in string theory he/she would probably have another life in another dimension.
Then it was the deaf minister that chopped the tree down.
Squirrels don't actually live in trees. So I don't think you need to worry. Also I don't believe they are religious.
yes it would prey to its nuts
only if he went to church.
yers, and it will go to heaven.
that is SO stupid. squirrels can not be christain as that religion has been made to brainwash HUMANS. go back to your disturbed world.
he's already a christian way before the tree fell
What have you got against trees?
stay offn the lsd pal.
Only if he kept hold of his nuts as it fell.
No, but he'd have nightmares about falling.
probably, since its life is empty without the tree
Only if it had'nt sold it's soul to SANTA!
No - He would be one of the fallen.

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